Accountants jokes…
Q: What is a Budget?
A: An orderly system for living beyond your means.
Q: How many accountants does it take to change a light bulb?
A: "What kind of answer did you have in mind?" Two, one to change the light bulb and one to check that it was done within the given budget.
A: "What kind of answer did you have in mind?" Two, one to change the light bulb and one to check that it was done within the given budget.
Q: What's the definition of an accountant?
A: Someone who solves a problem you didn't know you had in a way you don't understand.
A: Someone who solves a problem you didn't know you had in a way you don't understand.
Q: What's the definition of a good tax accountant?
A: Someone who has a loophole named after him.
A: Someone who has a loophole named after him.
Q: When does a person decide to become an accountant?
A: When he realises he doesn't have the charisma to succeed as an undertaker.
A: When he realises he doesn't have the charisma to succeed as an undertaker.
Q: Why did God invent economists?
A: So accountants could have someone to laugh at.
A: So accountants could have someone to laugh at.
Q: What's an actuary?
A: An accountant without the sense of humour.
A: An accountant without the sense of humour.
Q: Why do some accountants decide to become actuaries?
A: They find bookkeeping too exciting.
A: They find bookkeeping too exciting.
Q: What do actuaries do to liven up their office party?
A: Invite an accountant.
A: Invite an accountant.
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